WHAT WAS THE WORST BOOTY CALL YOU HAVE EVER HAD SO FAR.......

Ummm yea.. I remember that (lil hard to forget) dude couldn't fuck and had the audacity to try to bunny hump me so, me being me, told him to get the fuck up, I grabbed his clothes and threw them out the front door and told him to go join em

girl i dont blame u

isi t bad if the person you are with is working up a tremendous sweat and you are near falling asleep?

 

Not to all.. dont' brag before the hookup about what you can do?  that's just sad

Don't tell me about the women you had screaming and crying because you put it down soooo good...

 

Going to the dentist for a root canal was more entertaining this mr no-no.. Which was my response when he asked if he could come back thru... NO!!! NO!!!

 

 

A dude who came to hit it with a stanky wanky.....He knew he was coming to fuck and get sucked but came with a funky dick....Told his ass he had to go

MissCaliSweet wrote: A dude who came to hit it with a stanky wanky.....He knew he was coming to fuck and get sucked but came with a funky dick....Told his ass he had to go

DaCum_Queen69 wrote: MissCaliSweet wrote: A dude who came to hit it with a stanky wanky.....He knew he was coming to fuck and get sucked but came with a funky dick....Told his ass he had to go OMFG, THAS MORE LIKE A NIGHT MARE.....HAHAHAHAHAHA~

u ain't never lied

One bootycall from a few years ago had a stinky beaver.  Yikes.  I gave it a few licks and almost gagged. 

damn i had a dude cum before he even stuck da dick in :(

I hooked up with this guy and he was going on about him having my toes curling and sh**. He went to his bedroom, got undressed and turned the lights off so I didn't get to see what he was working with. He was really working hard and sweating and I was thinking to myself......is it in? Come to find out it was all head and nothing else!  Never again!!!